Kung di dahil sa Bumble, I don’t think there’s any chance na magkakakilala kami ni Papi. But look at us now, kaka-celebrate lang namin ng 2 years together. Nung nag-match kami taga-Bulacan pa ko, sya naman taga-Pasig.
Tsaka kung sakaling sa organic encounter kami nag-meet, I don’t think we’ll even give it a chance. Parehas kasi kaming introvert.
Super unapproachable ko pa man din. Suplada ako sa personal because I’m awkward. Don’t touch me! Char. I guess mas madaldal lang talaga daliri ko. Mas marami akong ebas kapag nagsusulat or nagta-type kesa pag nagsasalita. And for some reason, di rin ako lapitin or ligawin ng guys. No one would even dare.
Si Papi naman at least people-person. Mataas ang social quotient nya at magaling syang makibagay. It’s either malakas ang stage presence nya or magaan lang talaga syang kausap. He could be so gregarious with his friends pero I think when it comes to approaching girls, mas maginoo sya. In fact sa sobrang gentleman nya, nafre-friendzone sya.
Magkaiba pa nga kami ng mga type eh. Afam pa nga target ko dati kasi feeling ko tanggap ang pagiging exotic ko. Si Papi naman yung mga bagets na baddie yung mga target, either chinita cosplayers or basta hourglass ang shape. So anuna?
Edi 2 years ago, naisip ko lang na if gusto kong magkaroon ng serious relationship, hindi yun basta kakatok na lang sa pinto ko. I have to put myself out there. Pero this time gusto ko lumabas yung unapologetic personality ko. And dahil mas kaya kong i-express sarili ko sa pagsusulat, mas madali para saken na mag-draft ng dating profile. Yung I’ll lay it all out there. Yung wala nang tinatago. Nai-imagine ko I’m letting out a super eccentric smoke signal para yung mga ka-wavelength ko lang yung maa-attract ko. And those who came out of the woodworks because they like what they saw, kelangan pa rin nilang sumailalim sa audition.
Ito yung Bumble Bio ko:
“My life is a sitcom called Cancelledt and it’s been running for 34 seasons.
In the recent seasons, I’m a single mom looking for someone to be my unexpected plot twist. Serious relationships only because I don’t have time for rom-com drama.
I’m opening the casting call for my leading man whose role is to be my enabler supporting my professional life and making it easier for me to pursue my career objectives as a humanitarian.
Just swipe right and I promise to not kill off your character early.”
So yun na nga. Actually mga last batch si Papi nag-audition kaya dun sa
Binibining Ces 
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